tiny robots cuddling with other tiny robots

• Josh: join robot parade nick, we'll make a man out of you though complete scrutiny
• Emma: please don't make a man out of me

Jason provides a much needed update about the macbook video adapters

• Jason M.: Mike, my underpants are void of white macbook video adapters
• Mike B.: Thank you, Jason.

• Mike B.: This channel was much less snarky back when Emma didn't say anything.
• Emma L.: Really? You were still here.
• Mike B.: OK the snark is gone again and replaced with bad comebacks.
• Josh C.: you're a bad comeback

• Dan C.: dustin hoffman kissing jason bateman
• Dan C.: i feel like i just authored spam

• Josh C.: so both Ke$ha and Lady Gaga are incredibly catchy
• Mike B.: Herpes is also incredibly catchy.

• Jason M.: man Joe how do you guys PUT up with this
• Jon Y.: Joe, don't PUT him down because of it.
• Mike B.: I'm shaking my HEAD at this.
• Joe F.: it's hard, sometimes I want to DELETE him
• Joe F.: and create a new job POST
• Jon Y.: I've got so few OPTIONS here
• Tristan D.: This going to be a tiny robots POST.

Joe and Tristan get into some deep philosophy

• Joe F.: I don't think I could escape a wet paper sack using pure reason
• Joe F.: that guy must be amazing
• Tristan D.: I would just stand up.
• Joe F.: that's not using pure reason

Jon translates a sentence

• Jon Y.: This line is too long: "I once asked a team leader, who had .net and PHP experience and was in the middle of a large Ruby On Rails project, what the benefits of Ruby and Ruby On Rails were. She could not think of a single one."
• Jon Y.: It should read "I once talked with an idiot."