August 29, 2014
Last night I got drunk and sold my iPhone on the internet.
Chad Pytel participates in standup
August 25, 2014

August 20, 2014
Gordon enforces our sustainable pace policy
August 18, 2014
It was widely loved and may have a driven a few people crazy, which is exactly the right balance to strike.
Dan Croak remembers a blinking favicon
August 11, 2014


  • Gordon F.: It's fucking impossible to google for "Swift News Mailing List" and find what I want.
  • Tony D.: do you want news about Taylor Swift?
  • Gordon F.: Nope
  • Tony D.: ya i can see how that might be hard then
August 5, 2014
This is why we’ll never get AI; every time we make a breakthrough, someone says “oh sure, but I could write that in Perl”.
Mike Burns
July 30, 2014

Functional Programming

  • Mike B.: What was the result?!
  • Tony D.: lots of tears
  • Mike B.: Sounds about right.
July 28, 2014
there will come a night where I start drinking and just wander around my house making fun of all the appliances that don’t have wifi yet
Matt Jankowski, on the proliferation of internet-enabled versions of things
July 18, 2014
How do we get this to be an editor again?
Joe does some work in Xcode
July 17, 2014
  • Mark A: Diana:
  • Mark A: > We also recombining creating a unit test suite for the viewer app.
  • Mark A: Did you mean recommend?
  • Diana Z: Yes, but with a Scooby-Doo accent.
July 16, 2014
  • Joe F.: I wonder if middleware is actually the way to go here
  • Joe F.: just change the slug requests to look like "normal" requests
  • Chad P.: thats what I was originally thinking
  • Prem S.: I like that idea. but will that introduce surprise?
  • Joe F.: sikachu: it will be a lovely surprise
  • Joe F.: you'll find it and think, "my, what a nice surprise"
  • Joe F.: "what a polite piece of middleware"
  • Matt J.: Principle of Pleasant Surprise
Joe summarizes Gordon’s summarize of thoughtbot culture of 2013
  • Joe summarizes Gordon’s summarize of thoughtbot culture of 2013
July 10, 2014

Workplace Safety

  • Thom O.: Prem vs Tony in a Safety off... to the death
  • Joe F.: two enter, neither leaves
July 7, 2014

Bang! Zoom! Right to the Moon!

  • Joe F.: we left a bunch of stuff on the moon
  • Joe F.: I want to get get it and put it in a moon museum
  • Joe F.: Kickstart rejected my project though
  • Gordon F.: moonseum
  • Gordon F.: fuck, joe, it's like you aren't even trying.
  • Joe F.: I was leaving it for somebody else to do
  • Joe F.: can't hog all the moon amusement
  • Gordon F.: amoonsment god damn do I have to do everything around here