tiny robots cuddling with other tiny robots

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Anna M.: PSA: whoever put a mug with coffee in it back in the cupboard should probably try getting more sleep. The coffee clearly wasn't working for you.

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so much commits

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Gabe, on Textile

Gabe B.: draper, FYI: to do code highlighting, use @this@ not `this`
Gabe B.: If you want to code highlight something that contains an "@", talk to me and I will perform the ritual to give you this most secret of knowledge

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Derek just got campfire'd

Derek P.: I just checked my phone, ipad, browser tabs, and even my disconnected headphones to figure out where that sound was coming from
Derek P.: as I was raising the headphone to my ear I thought, "Wow. This is really dumb. These are disconnected." But I did it anyway.
Gordon F.: haha
Prem S.: haha
Prem S.: you just got campfire'd

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catch up

Matt J.: everyone always wants to catch up "over a beer" or "get coffee"
Matt J.: I want to start some other trend
Matt J.: like why dont you come over saturday and we'll mow my lawn together and talk about your startup

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Security Policy

Derek P.: do we have a security/disclosure policy for our open source projects?
Joe F.: blind panic and whisky
(Note: not entirely true)

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WWDC

Diana Z.: Um, I got one.
Joel O.: Go Diana!
Diana Z.: Gordon's going to set me up with a Google Glass and I'm going to live stream it.
Diana Z.: But not, because that's five times illegal.

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On Names

Matt J.: I will give you $5 if you submit the talk as Tom Marvolo Riddle instead of Jon Yurek

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Oh, the places you'll go!

Gabe B.: wait we went to school together for like 4 years across two schools?!
Gabe B.: this is a weird moment for me
Jessie Y.: Gabe we are like best friends!!!!
Gordon F.: This is a weird moment for a lot of us

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Naming scheme

Gabe B.: http://namingschemes.com/
Gabe B.: and of course http://namingschemes.com/Sons_of_F%C3%ABanor
[...]
Pat B.: http://namingschemes.com/Bodily_Fluids lol
Gabe B.: i'd use blood for staging, sweat for QA, and tears for production

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“ In all seriousness, what’s our company policy on punching a client?

[Redacted]

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Canada

Gordon F.: The Toronto airport has me completely out of my element. People wandering around drinking tea out of actual tea cups, sitting in a lounge with lamps complete with lamp shades waiting for my flight, didn't have to take my shoes off for security. Blowing my god damn mind.
Matt J.: how much maple syrup
Gordon F.: 0 maple syrup. Drinking vitamin water like normal people.
Gordon F.: It's insane.
Matt J.: how many hockey fights have you broken up
Gordon F.: Also none. See, I would feel more comfortable if I had seen these things.
Matt J.: yeah you might be in the matrix and not actual canada
Gordon F.: I did hear someone use "eh" already, so that made me feel a little better.
[...]
Gordon F.: A dude just walked by with a tiny bowl of almonds. Simply incredible.
Josh C.: Gordon
Matt J.: roasted? salted?
Matt J.: what are we talking about
Josh C.: are there people walking around in slippers and bath robes
Josh C.: i mean
Josh C.: this sounds amazing
Matt J.: is there a fireplace
Gordon F.: Matt: I believe roasted.
Josh C.: and a piano, and deer heads mounted on the walls
Gordon F.: No fireplace that I can see. Not ruling out bathrobes just yet.
Matt J.: does everyone get a free dog to cuddle near your feet while you shuffle through the paper and smoke your pipe
Gordon F.: I'm actually going to ask about that. Seems possible.
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Gordon F.: Guy on the intercom just asked if anyone lost a rake in the bathroom.
Josh C.: wow.
Gordon F.: There's a chance I'm on the set of a David lynch movie
djcp: they let you take rakes on planes in Canada?
Gordon F.: I have no idea.

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Gabe B.: One day you'll pull to refresh and Loren will be working at facebook
Gabe B.: kachow

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Goose raps his love for big... websites?

Kyle Fiedler: "I like big websites and I cannot lie, You other brothers can't deny"
Goose Mongeau: That when a page walks in with an itty bitty width
Goose Mongeau: and a max-width in your face
Goose Mongeau: You press zoom, wanna cmd + tough
Goose Mongeau: cause you notice that page was stuffed
Goose Mongeau: Deep in the tags it's coded
Goose Mongeau: I'm hooked and I won't feel goaded
Goose Mongeau: Oh website, I wanna get with you
Goose Mongeau: and take a screenshot
Kyle Fiedler: Sir Goose-a-lot
Derek Prior: If I knew how to "tiny robots" I would

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Josh C.: let's back up though - I just want to clarify that I would, in fact, not drink water made from infants