tiny robots cuddling with other tiny robots

New York City developer expresses his greatest fear

• Joe: it would be better to split the method
• Gus: I agree, that method has potential to grow into king kong method
• Gus: its going to climb the empire state building and start swatting planes

Josh is Slammin'

• Josh: I haven't dug deep enough, but it may just be too complex
• Nick: I would, but we're slammed on Josh and this release is soon :-|
• Josh: I am pretty slammin', huh?
• Nick: Er
• Nick: Release
• Nick: Wow
• Josh: go back to work

• Emma L.: :w
• Joe F.: ha
• Emma L.: ack, sorry
• Mike B.: E32: No file name
• Jason M.: ack: No regular expression found.
• Joe F.: zsh: command not found: ack,
• Mike B.: Ha.
• Joe F.: I kind of wish vim would just say "ha" when you tried to write without a filename

Breathlessly, two designers slip into Development Discussion in the dead of night and proceed to fix every bug ever.

• 12: 30 AM
• Kyle F. has entered the room
• Chad M. has entered the room
• Chad M. do you have that fix to redis done yet Kyle?
• Chad M. I'd like to deploy that before 3am
• Kyle F. done. I just pushed it
• Kyle F. look at my git hub repo
• Chad M. yeah, let me fork that
• Chad M. it's kind of disappointing that our other co-workers aren't in here right now, working
• Chad M. I felt like everyone was a little more dedicated than this
• Kyle F. No one is as dedicated as you

• Kyle F.: Im picking you up at 9 on the curb of mt auburn correct?

Jason discovers a startling secret

• Jason M.: PRO TIP
• Jason M.: sudo kill 1 and sudo kill %1 are different

• Dan C.: yeah look at me, going back weeks later to help future googlers
• Chad P.: ok, cool , that at least gives us a workaround
• Dan C.: i'm like a boy scout leaving the campsite better than when i found it
• Joe F.: "better" is so subjective
• Joe F.: who's to say my fire didn't help the environment

• Mike B.: I spent yesterday using jj instead of ESC in vim and zsh and really I don't want to go back.
• Mike B.: If this is wrong I don't want to be right.